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Fandom: Sherlock
Title: Eggs and Basketcases
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson
Word Count: 1020
Rating: G
Summary: Sherlock asks if John will ask Harry for a favour on his behalf. John is a little confused
Spoilers: None

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Title: Emoting isn't just a smilie
Author: beansidhe_baby
Wordcount: 471
Summary: Sally and Sherlock are taken prisoner together; they bicker (in a nice way).
Characters/Pairing: Sherlock Holmes, Sally Donovan, hints of John/Sherlock
Author's Note: I recently came to the conclusion that Sally and Sherlock ARE McCoy and Spock, and, in celebration of this discovery, blatantly plagiarised adapted this scene from Star Trek into a fic about them. Thanks to errantcomment for holding my hand.

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Fandom: Sherlock
Title: Bedside manners
Pairing: John/Sherlock
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 900 approx
Summary: Sherlock gets turned off by swearing during sex. John tries really, really hard not to curse up a storm. Written for this prompt at sherlockbbc_fic
Warnings: John's filthy internal monologue, but that's about it

Author's notes: This was written pretty much on the fly and on very little sleep. Halfway through I changed from third person POV to first person. It has not been betaed. I think we can take it as read that I arsed up more than once and haven't seen it yet. Give us a shout if you spot any howlers.

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So I've been struck with a sudden urge to get a Vulcun (or Romulan... divergent species and they still go to the same barber apparently) haircut and dye that shit science officer blue.

You guys would tell me if this was a terrible idea right?
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I've decided this is a good thing

So, after a meeting with my school and talking to my parents, I've decided that I'm going to defer doing exams for another year. I'm just not well enough to give it my best at the moment and that's why I decided to go back to school in the first place. I don't want to knacker myself only getting the same points as I did before.

Of course, this does mean that I'll be in the same year in university as my sister who is six years younger than me. Oh lol.

Anyway, it's a big load of my shoulders and everyone's being really supportive at the moment. While I've been unluckly in some things, by God am I lucky in others. It feels really shocking having people care so much about me (which probably says a lot about my self esteem thar) but it's nice.

And now that I can, I'm going to dye my hair stupid colours again. That always cheers me up.
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Crappy werewolf AU you say? Why, beansidhe_baby, tell me more...

So I've been having more ideas for a werewolf!John fic. All I could think of initially was a scene or series of scenes where he's training Gladstone (and is very good at it, for obvious reasons). I think that human!Sherlock possibly starts getting conflicting signals about who the Alpha in 221B actually is and he's not entirely sure how he feels about that.

World building wise, I was thinking of going down the cheesy cliche route of "werewolves are considered subhuman". Also, John was born a were but his parents were both human (recessive gene on both sides from ages back, or somesuch). Daddy Watson thinks Mummy was slagging around like the proverbial bitch in heat and even when bloodwork reveals John is his son, he never gets over the shock and is very distant and borderline emotionally abusive.

Look, I know it sounds like a really awful B movie crossed with a truly appalling soap opera, with some potentially very unfortunate parallels with real world racism, but... I think I can make it not completely awful??

So yeah.
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Things I really want to write (but may never get around to)

1. Creeptacular Molly/Jim
2. Werewolf!John AU
3. Pern AU
4. Bisexual John fic
5. kidfic with John, Harry and Sherlock (plus teen!Mycroft)
6. Mycroft-is-a-daddy Sherlock-is-a-surprisingly-good-uncle John-is-slightly-broody
7. Mycroft/Anthea

1. The Goth Detectives prove Howard's innocence post that weird short story from the Mighty Book of Boosh
2. Pete Sweet is the driver from the Mint Royale video
3. The driver from the Mint Royale video is a savant

Original fiction
Um... I'll just put down misc. for now.

But yeah, my ability to come up with ideas far exceeds my ability to get shit down on paper.

In other news, I went to the cinema with my sister and saw the Green Hornet. I liked that Cameran Diaz didn't end up with either of the guys in it. I would have liked if she was actually in the film more, but you can't have it all I guess.